The month of February features a holiday in which a bunch of hicks in Pennsylvania look to a rodent for weather predictions. Yet Groundhog Day is still not the dumbest holiday in the month of February. That honor belongs to Valentine’s Day.

Now I am not one of those angry, lonely people who get bitter every Valentine’s Day because I can’t get laid. I’m engaged and I still hate the holiday!

So why do I think Valentine’s Day is one of the dumbest holiday’s ever? Here are a few reasons…

IT’S AN ARBITRARY DATE
February 14th has no significance to me. Nothing special has happened on this date. No one I know was born on this date. It’s not our anniversary. The U.S.A. didn’t storm the beaches of Normandy on February 14th. So why should I care? There’s no reason to celebrate. Valentine’s Day has as much significance to me as Arbor Day. So how did Valentine’s Day come about? Why is it on February 14th? Continue Reading »

Super Bowl XLIV features two of the football’s best quarterbacks: Peyton Manning and Drew Brees. It  also features two of the sexiest WAGs: Kim Kardashian, (girlfriend of New Orleans Saints running back Reggie Bush) and Kendra Wilkinson (wife of Indianapolis Colts wide receiver Hank Baskett). COED Magazine leaves the decision up to you and gives you some great NSFW photos to help you decide. Personally I’d take Kim Kardashian.

Other Great Links
Sharapovas Thigh has a list of annoying things less annoying than Super Bowl week

aaand some more Super Bowl stuff. Here are some great prop bets you can wager on this Sunday from Muff Slap

The Campus Socialite has an interview with a beautiful model from Arizona State named Courtney Sheber

ESPN 2’s DJ Gallo has a hilarious piece called Mr. Manners

Just a Guy Thing has some advice on how to meet more women

ESPN Studios. Super Bowl Week…

Mike Greenberg: We are back on ESPN radio, with our continuing coverage of Super Bowl XLIV. We are in day 9, hour 3 of our non-stop Super Bowl analysis. We still have SO MUCH to talk about.

Mike Golic: POT ROAST!

Greenberg: Anyway, we have a special guest for you on our Subway Fresh Take, OnStar, Verizon, Sprint, AT&T, Quiznos, Metro PCS Hotline. It’s none other than ESPN Analyst and Super Bowl champion Mark Schlereth! Welcome to the show Stink! Continue Reading »

I’m a Jets fan and I’m still bummed they came up short of the Super Bowl.  With the Jets out, I now have little interest in the outcome of Super Bowl XLIV.  If you’re like me and you really don’t care who wins and you’re also not a degenerate gambler, then you’ve come to the right place.  When you go to your Super Bowl party this year, be sure to bring a copy of the Living with Balls Super Bowl XLIV Drinking Game.  It’s sure to make even the most boring game entertaining.

WARNING: This drinking game is not for the faint of heart.  I haven’t tested it but you will probably be good and drunk by the second quarter and passed out on the toilet by the end of the game.  So proceed with caution.  Adjust the game to your tolerance.  Living with Balls will not be held responsible should you if end up in the hospital. Continue Reading »

In a shameless attempt to generate more page views, each month I will link to the best posts of each month. This is a combination of the most popular and my personal favorites. Here are the best posts from the month of January 2010

Terrible Ideas That Still Make Money
The Babes of LOST: Take Your Pick
Rap Lyrics Translated for White People Vol. II
Random Guys I Want to Punch in the Face: Anchorman Edition
King Kong Ain’t Got Shit on Vagina
The Supermarket Run Always Ends in Failure

I just finished up guest post over at the Campus Socialite. Here’s a teaser for you.

Ten years ago I was nerdy, high school senior about to embark on a new chapter in my life.  College was about to begin in a few months. I’ve learned a lot since then.  If I could go back in time and talk to that young whipper-snapper, I would give him plenty of good advice that would help to better the life of the present me.  Here are 20 things I wish I knew before college.

Read the rest of the post over at the Campus Socialite

It’s been a few weeks since I last did Celebrity Tweet of the Week, the twitter contest that judges the best celebrity tweets. I’ve noticed if I wait a couple weeks in between posts, I find some really quality tweets.  This week is no different.  These three tweets were all really good and it was tough to differentiate third place from first place.

If you’re not familiar with the rules, click here.  Here are the winners… Continue Reading »

“Manscaping” is an act that many men perform on a regular basis.  Men are constantly removing hair from their body in an effort to appear more attractive to the opposite sex.  However, The Art of Manliness, has an article that may convince you to think twice before you bust out the razor. 

Other Great Links

From the Lamest, everyone tries to keep the ginger man down

Check out the 15 Greatest Super Bowl Grocery Displays from Busted Coverage Continue Reading »

It seems like every day there is some new big product or service out there that promises to be the next big thing.  Sometimes these products take off, sometimes they don’t.  Sometimes these products do well despite the fact they have no practical use for any logical human being on the planet Earth.  Here are six of those products. 

The Coors Light Cold Activated Can
You know, I’ve always wondered when my beer was cold.  The idea of just touching the bottle to see if it’s cold never occurred to me.  THANK GOD Coors Light found a way to distract people from that piss they call beer with the Coors Light “Cold Activated” can. The mountains turn blue when your beer is cold! AWESOME!  Now I’ll never have to ponder for hours if my cheap beer is ready for drinking. THANK YOU COORS LIGHT! Continue Reading »

The final season of LOST is just around the corner! Over the past five seasons, LOST has provided its fans with intense action, heart-wrenching drama and, perhaps most importantly, plenty of hot babes. With so many beautiful women on this show, I thought it would be fun to pose the question: If you could be stranded on a deserted island with one of the girls from LOST, which one would you choose? To help you in this decision, I’ve decided to break down the pros and cons of each one. For arguments sake, we’ll just assume that all the characters are alive.

Kate Austen
Pros:
-In great shape
-Knows how to find her way around a jungle
-She already banged two guys on the island, why not you?

Cons:
-Might blow up your house with you inside it if you wrong her
-Manages to fuck up every situation she’s put into
-Is still hung up on TWO other men

Continue Reading »