I recently wrote a guest post over at Regretful Morning titled Seven of the Luckiest Men in America. Here’s a teaser…

Some guys have all the luck. While most men bust their ass to get ahead in life, some men have been fortunate enough to achieve the dreams of many, while doing very little. This can be anything from becoming famous, to earning lots of money, or to sleeping with a woman that is way out of their league.

Now this list doesn’t include people who have truly earned “the good life.” You won’t see guys like Tom Brady or Justin Timberlake because they have talent and have worked hard to achieve fame, fortune and an endless amount of pussy. These are simply men who have no business being in the position they are. These are some of the luckiest men in America. Read the rest of my guest post here

I stumbled across this divorce letter the other day on the internet and felt the need to share it with you.  It’s a rather unique take on getting over a divorce. This is probably fake but it’s hilarious regardless.

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This is a post from new contributor known only as Oobtastic. He will likely contribute from time-to-time.

We all know the economy is in a shambles. One in ten people that want work can’t find a job. The government passed a $700B stimulus package to create jobs, but where are they?

There is another, more troubling crisis plaguing our country: Actors are squandering any artistic credibility they have by doing shampoo commercials and voice over work for credit card companies.

I have a plan that will solve BOTH important crises. It’s a piece of legislation, called the “Helping Americans Land Jobs in Television” Act, or HALJIT (every good piece of legislation needs an irritating acronym).

How would this bill work? It’s simple – it would prohibit actors, musicians, professional athletes and other celebrities from doing advertising work, while at the same time mandating that unemployed machinists, truckers, carpenters, and road pavers be given those jobs instead.

“Whoa, there, wait a minute,” you might say. “I don’t know if I’m comfortable with this.”

This is a natural reaction. But after reading this simple overview, you will be eager to press your Congressional representatives into supporting this legislation. Continue Reading »

It’s time for another edition of Celebrity Tweet of the Week!.  In this edition, we have two repeat performers from last week.  These two have really helped step this feature up to a new level. Click on continue reading to find out who made the cut this week.  Continue Reading »

The Oscars are just around the corner, and although some people in New York might not be able to watch it (Thanks Cablevision), you’ll still be able to wager on just about everything.  So if you’re lost without football and need your gambling fix on Sunday, check out this guide from the Campus Socialite.  Continue Reading »

Tits and Ass. Two of men’s favorite things. They belong together like peanut butter and jelly.  Some men are lucky enough to be with a woman who can turn heads in any direction.  However, what if you could only have one? Would you rather be with a girl with a perfect rack and a flat, dumpy, cottage cheese ass, OR would you rather have a girl with a beautiful, round ass and the chest of 12-year old? Frank Wheeler and I debate the issue in the Great Debate. Continue Reading »

Here at LWB, I like to encourage comments.  Each month I award one lucky person with the Comment of the Month Award.  This month’s winner is Dr. Faust for his comment on Making the Winter Olympics Interesting.

I created a fantasy Olympic team and went head-to-head against Kosmo from the Casual Observer.  Here’s what Dr. Faust had to say… Continue Reading »

February is a short month but there was still plenty of good stuff at LWB.  Here are the most popular posts from the month of February 2010.

The Living With Balls Super Bowl XLIV Drinking Game

Valentine’s Day: It’s Dumber than Groundhog Day

Let the Mockery of 24 Begin!

Diamonds in the Rough: The Best of Urban Dictionary

Making the Winter Olympics Interesting

Google Sends Perverted Readers to LWB

Curb Your Enthusiasm Analysis: The Bare Midriff

For the dozens of you that follow my blog, you know I do a feature called Celebrity Tweet of the Week—a year-long contest that tracks the funniest celebrity tweets. You may also have noticed I’ve been slacking with this feature lately.

I’ve grown tired of tracking through my twitter timeline, sorting through tweet’s about Kim Kardashian’s workout schedule and Bill Simmons, bitching about the Celtics.  I have contemplated giving up on it.

However, today I was inspired to rejuvenate the dying feature.  Today, Conan O’Brien has set up a Twitter account!  If his first tweet is a sign of things to come, he looks to be the 2010 favorite. 

So for the first time in a while, I give you Celebrity Tweet of the Week… Continue Reading »

Here is our third installment of 24 Mockery. This time we got a little off topic, so you’ll find it entertaining even you don’t watch 24.

DV (12:13:29 PM): Hey
John S. (12:13:37 PM): hey
DV (12:13:46 PM): so for 5 minutes during 24 last night I was like… hey you know what… this actually kind of makes sense…
DV (12:14:28 PM): then the flood gates of diarrhea opened and took the episode down the toilet
DV (12:15:07 PM): it was like watching a Mets game.
DV (12:15:45 PM): they did just enough to get your interest and then put in Scott Schoeinwiess Continue Reading »