Living with Balls is your place for testosterone-induced humor. A humor blog for men, Living with Balls takes a lighter view of life from a man’s perspective.

Well I thought about doing a blog for a while but struggled to come up with a name. Every time I thought of one, it was taken.  But one day, it was a hot, sweat Saturday in July and I was spending the day with the future Mrs. Sacks. As any man knows, a hot day can play havoc with your balls. They get sticky, sweaty and itchy. It’s not fun. So after making some adjustments down there for the tenth time in the day she yelled at me and told me to stop.  I replied, “You don’t know what it’s like living with balls!”  So that’s when the name hit me.

How Can I Contact You?
Do you have any comments or questions? Do you want to advertise? Do you love this site? Do you hate it? Tell me about it. Send an email to

johns[at]livingwithballs[dot]com

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What topics can I expect to read about?
Basically any topic that a man would want to read about.  I tend to gravitate towards topic on sports and women but, for the most part, I try to add some variety.  I will do my best to make it funny. From time-to-time I will write something serious.

Can you tell me something about yourself?
All I will tell you is that my name is John and I live somewhere in New York.  I keep the rest confidential in order to keep my job safe.  With the stuff I write about on here, it wouldn’t be long before I became a “full-time” blogger—and by full-time I mean I would be unemployed.  Not even my Mom knows about this blog. If she did, she would probably never speak to me again.

How often do you post?
I try to post about 3-5 times a week.  However, I focus more on quality than quantity.  I’d rather write fewer posts that are good than write several sub-par posts. With a full-time job, a fiancé and other responsibilities this can be challenging.

Do you guest blog?
Yes. I’m always looking to guest blog. The only catch is that it needs to be something within my niche. Email me if you’re interested.

Who are the people on the header?
Teddy Roosevelt,
Bear Grylls
Jack Bauer
Rocky Balboa
Clint Eastwood
Frank Sinatra

Why are they on your header?
Because they all represent different aspects of a real man. You can read more about why here

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