Celebrity Tweet of the Week: March 7, 2010

It’s time for another edition of Celebrity Tweet of the Week!.  In this edition, we have two repeat performers from last week.  These two have really helped step this feature up to a new level. Click on continue reading to find out who made the cut this week.  (more…)

Your Guide to Betting on the Oscars

The Oscars are just around the corner, and although some people in New York might not be able to watch it (Thanks Cablevision), you’ll still be able to wager on just about everything.  So if you’re lost without football and need your gambling fix on Sunday, check out this guide from the Campus Socialite.  (more…)

Tits or Ass? The Great Debate

Tits and Ass. Two of men’s favorite things. They belong together like peanut butter and jelly.  Some men are lucky enough to be with a woman who can turn heads in any direction.  However, what if you could only have one? Would you rather be with a girl with a perfect rack and a flat, dumpy, cottage cheese ass, OR would you rather have a girl with a beautiful, round ass and the chest of 12-year old? Frank Wheeler and I debate the issue in the Great Debate. (more…)

Comment of the Month February 2010

Here at LWB, I like to encourage comments.  Each month I award one lucky person with the Comment of the Month Award.  This month’s winner is Dr. Faust for his comment on Making the Winter Olympics Interesting.

I created a fantasy Olympic team and went head-to-head against Kosmo from the Casual Observer.  Here’s what Dr. Faust had to say… (more…)

The Best of February 2010

Living with Balls LogoFebruary is a short month but there was still plenty of good stuff at LWB.  Here are the most popular posts from the month of February 2010.

The Living With Balls Super Bowl XLIV Drinking Game

Valentine’s Day: It’s Dumber than Groundhog Day

Let the Mockery of 24 Begin!

Diamonds in the Rough: The Best of Urban Dictionary

Making the Winter Olympics Interesting

Google Sends Perverted Readers to LWB

Curb Your Enthusiasm Analysis: The Bare Midriff



Conan O’Brien Saves Tweet of the Week

For the dozens of you that follow my blog, you know I do a feature called Celebrity Tweet of the Week—a year-long contest that tracks the funniest celebrity tweets. You may also have noticed I’ve been slacking with this feature lately.

I’ve grown tired of tracking through my twitter timeline, sorting through tweet’s about Kim Kardashian’s workout schedule and Bill Simmons, bitching about the Celtics.  I have contemplated giving up on it.

However, today I was inspired to rejuvenate the dying feature.  Today, Conan O’Brien has set up a Twitter account!  If his first tweet is a sign of things to come, he looks to be the 2010 favorite. 

So for the first time in a while, I give you Celebrity Tweet of the Week… (more…)

24 Mockery Gets off Topic; Hilarity Ensues Anyway

Here is our third installment of 24 Mockery. This time we got a little off topic, so you’ll find it entertaining even you don’t watch 24.

DV (12:13:29 PM): Hey
John S. (12:13:37 PM): hey
DV (12:13:46 PM): so for 5 minutes during 24 last night I was like… hey you know what… this actually kind of makes sense…
DV (12:14:28 PM): then the flood gates of diarrhea opened and took the episode down the toilet
DV (12:15:07 PM): it was like watching a Mets game.
DV (12:15:45 PM): they did just enough to get your interest and then put in Scott Schoeinwiess (more…)

Curb Your Enthusiasm Analysis: The Bare Midriff

HBO’s Curb Your Enthusiasm is known for making light of some the most subtle and awkward social situations. In a new series, I’ll take a memorable scene from the genius mind of Larry David and break it down even further. Today’s edition is from the season seven episode titled “The Bare Midriff.”

Take a look at the clip below.

EDITORS NOTE: Since posting this clip, it has been removed from youtube. I’ve been unable to find another clip. You’ll just have to imagine a fat girl in the clip whose belly is hanging out.

The bare midriff is a fashion faux pas that I see way too often during the warm summer months. A woman loses a few pounds and thinks she is sexy enough to flaunt her slightly-less flabby stomach. This can be a disturbing image that will send men running. Often this can be coupled with the infamous “muffin top” look to form a deadly combination. (more…)

The Dumbest Action Figures of All-Time

Like any other boy growing up, I had my fair share of action figures. Star Wars, He-Man and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles action figures were scattered throughout my room as a little kid. I still have a number of these toys stashed away in my old closet at my parent’s house. However, over the years, there has also been some pretty awful action figures created too. Viceland recently wrote a post called The Dumbest Action Figures of All-Time.

Other Great Links (more…)

More 24 Mockery with John S. and DV

After another absurd episode of 24 this past Monday, my buddy DV and I are back to rip into this season of 24. Here’s the AIM transcript from this week. SPOILER ALERT!! Don’t read ahead if you have not seen the episode which aired on February 15, 2010.

John S (10:01:35 AM): hey
DV (10:02:28 AM): yo
DV (10:02:37 AM): did you watch 24?
John S (10:02:44 AM): yes
DV (10:03:25 AM): the script must have been written on toilet paper cause there was crap all over that episode (more…)