This is always a great time of year at Living with Balls. The Super Bowl is around the corner, which is usually exciting in its own right. But because I create my annual Super Bowl drinking game, I see a huge spike in visits. My pageviews nearly double because of it. Apparently, there are plenty of degenerates in this country looking to get obliterated during the Super Bowl.

I’m not a big drinker these days but I plan on getting blitzed on Super Bowl Sunday. As a Jets fan, I couldn’t imagine a worse Super Bowl than Patriots vs. Giants. Sure it was great in 2008, when the Giants took down the undefeated Pats. I was right there, rooting for Big Blue. But now I’m just tired of it. I have obnoxious Giants fans gloating to me in one ear and even more obnoxious Patriots fans gloating in the other. I hope to get good and drunk and forget the result of the game.

But enough about me. You came here to find a Super Bowl drinking game. Well, you came to the right place. As always, I must warn you with this disclaimer:

This drinking game is not for the casual drinker. Proceed with caution. Living with Balls is not responsible if you get violently ill from playing this game. Feel free to adjust the rules to your tolerance or just quit playing when you’re good and drunk.

I have set up a game for both beer and shots. You’re welcome to do one or the other, or play both if you’re feeling daring. (more…)

The word gay has evolved over the years. Back in the day it was a word for happy and jovial. Then it became a word to describe a man who is sexually attracted to other men. But recently, it’s also taken on new meaning. The term gay now refers to something that is lame, stupid or effeminate.

In the original Living with Balls series, I will take a close look at something that may be perceived as “gay” (in the most recent definition) among fellow men and determine if it truly is gay or if it’s a perfectly manly thing to do.

As a man, the following situation comes up often in our lives:

You are out at a bar or restaurant and you want to get yourself an alcoholic beverage but you’re not quite sure what you want. You’re tired of the same options and want to try something a little different. You take a look at the menu and you see drinks such as frozen strawberry margaritas, berry sangria, and sex on the beach.

For a brief moment, you think about ordering one of these beverages but then you picture your friends mocking you for holding a pink drink and you think better of it and order a beer instead. Did you make the right move?

It’s a question that many men struggle with: Is it gay to order a fruity drink?

Since the beginning of alcohol, there have been drinks designated as effeminate, while others are labeled as manly drinks. History has proven this to be true… (more…)

The three major American beer companies (Bud, Coors, Miller) are in a continuous battle with each other. However, it’s not a battle to see which company can make better beer. It’s about which company can come up with the more ridiculous beer bottle gimmick.

As time goes on, each company has tried to outdo the other by changing their beer bottle in a way that supposedly makes their mediocre beer more appealing. It seems like one idea is more absurd than the other.

It made me wonder…if things continue along this path, what will beer bottles be like in the future?

Well I decided to fire up the DeLorean and bring back some beer bottles of the future to show you what gimmicks these companies have in store for the naïve consumer in the years to come.

The Coors Light Absolute Zero Can (more…)

CLICK HERE FOR THE SUPER BOWL XLVI DRINKING GAME (GIANTS VS. PATRIOTS)

With the New York Jets exit in the AFC Championship game, I am once again left without a rooting interest in the biggest football game of the year.  For fans of my team and the other 29 teams that are not in the Super Bowl, we need to a find a way to make the game interesting.

There are two ways to make the Super Bowl interesting if your favorite team isn’t playing:

1.       You could gamble on the game (The BetUs Super Bowl odds have the Packers favored by 2 ½ by the way). Gambling can make just about any game exciting…

2.        …or you can drink heavily.  If gambling isn’t your thing, then you should try the second annual Living with Balls Super Bowl Drinking Game.

I’ve created a game that you can play with either beer or shots—or you can combine the two.  It’s up to you! (Though the shots one could potentially get dangerous)

Disclaimer: This drinking game is not for the casual drinker.  Proceed with caution. Living with Balls is not responsible if you get violently ill from playing this game.  Feel free to adjust the rules to your tolerance or just quit playing when you’re good and drunk.

What you’ll need: You’ll need lots of a beer and a bottle of any type of hard liquor (if you decide to play with shots). Here are the rules… (more…)

Do you like to drink but you don’t like those empty calories? Do you want to enjoy yourself during happy hour without the worry of putting on excess pounds? What drinks will get you drunk the fastest, while providing the fewest number of calories? All these questions can be answered at the The Efficient Drinker.

I came across the web site the other day and it will change the way I order drinks at the bar. The site has created an efficiency ratio to determine which beers will achieve the desired result of alcohol (getting drunk), while providing the fewest number of calories. (more…)

Want to win an all-expenses paid trip to see the fastest two minutes in sports?  Today’s your lucky day! Buffalo Trace Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey is giving away two tickets to the Kentucky Derby, airfare for two, limousine transportation to the Derby and distillery, luxury hotel accommodations, a behind-the-scenes tour of Buffalo Trace Distillery and a private reception with Master Distiller Harlen Wheatley.  There are other great prizes being given out as well.  All you have to do to win is register here. 

In addition to entering for chance to win some great prizes, you’ll be helping me out.  The blog that gets the most registrations wins some nice prizes as well. It’s a win-win situation!

Even if horse-racing isn’t your thing, the site is still worth checking out—particularly their “bourbunnies” page.   Registration Ends on April 1^st so don’t hesitate!

I’m a Jets fan and I’m still bummed they came up short of the Super Bowl.  With the Jets out, I now have little interest in the outcome of Super Bowl XLIV.  If you’re like me and you really don’t care who wins and you’re also not a degenerate gambler, then you’ve come to the right place.  When you go to your Super Bowl party this year, be sure to bring a copy of the Living with Balls Super Bowl XLIV Drinking Game. It’s sure to make even the most boring game entertaining.

WARNING: This drinking game is not for the faint of heart.  I haven’t tested it but you will probably be good and drunk by the second quarter and passed out on the toilet by the end of the game.  So proceed with caution.  Adjust the game to your tolerance.  Living with Balls will not be held responsible should you if end up in the hospital. (more…)

Summer is officially over. It’s a little depressing. There are signs all around reminding me that the summer has come and gone. Labor Day has passed, school is in back in session and the weather is getting cooler. However, I a saw a very telling sign that summer was over when walking through my local beer distributor this past weekend. (more…)