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Times have certainly changed.  It wasn’t all that long ago that in order to obtain masturbation material, I either had to watch the Playboy channel scrambled or steal the Frederick’s of Hollywood magazine from my parent’s mail.

I was just a kid then but porn has grown up with me.  Now there is no shortage of easy access to porn.  There are already thousands of free web sites that offer lifetimes of free porn. But now, with the release of the iPad2, there is another unique way to get your kicks. Thanks to Apple’s Facetime feature, adult entertainment companies can now utilize the popular video chat feature so that porn stars can interact face-to-face with their clients.

A decade ago you could always spot the shady guy in the bookstore who was browsing through the adult magazine section.  Now shady looking guys, like the one pictured here, can stop hanging around Barnes and Noble and just use Facetime instead.  We really have come a long way.

New York Daily News has the complete story.

Other News

Women/ Sex

If you’re going through a break-up, the Campus Socialite has some advice on how to avoid a messy break-up.

In a rather odd story, H-Spot.com reports that a middle school teacher in Sweden asked her 14-year old students to write an essay on their sexual fantasies. What’s even more odd, is that the teacher was not punished for it.

Entertainment

Everyone’s favorite addictive video game Angry Birds is releasing a St. Patrick’s Day Edition.

I think we’ve all grown tired of Lady Gaga trying to do crazy things just to shock people.  The Lamest has a list of eight things the pop star should do that would really shock us.

Sports

A few weeks back, Derek Jeter was criticized by Yankee’s owner Hank Steinbrenner because Steinbrenner felt Jeter was too busy building a mansion instead of focusing on a World Series title.  The Wall Street Journal made light of the situation in this hilarious piece.

Want to know who to root for in the upcoming baseball season? Check out this great flow chart for which baseball team to root for.

A storage company came out with this brilliant advertising campaign that mocks the New York Mets.

Tiki Barber is coming back to the NFL and many speculate that he wants to play with his brother Ronde in Tampa Bay.  I’m all for it if it means we can have more ridiculous pictures like this one.

Health & Well-Being

Lent is here.  That mean’s its time for some of us to give up something we love for 40 days.  Just a Guy Thing rates the difficulty of abstaining from some common vices. I can honestly say I tried giving up most of these and have failed miserably.   I’ll just stick to not eating meat on Friday (though I’ve already failed that too).

Here is a list of ten different types of push-ups.  The last one is crazy. I’m pretty sure I’d break my face trying to do that.

This is the Links of the Month section for March 2011.  If you have a story you would like to see linked, e-mail it to me here.

This post is part of the “ Links of the Month”  Segment for February 2011.

According to H-Spot.com, a sex education web site, there are 14 sex mistakes that men make.  It’s a pretty solid list and admittedly, I’ve been guilty of a few, not because of ignorance, but because of laziness.   For example, the first mistake men make is asking to have sex…

“Asking to have sex is like asking your mother if you can have a girl over your own apartment. When you ask, you immediately show a lack of confidence and control – two essential alpha characteristics that deep-down, all women crave. Solution: Work up the physical escalation ladder by starting out with basic touching and kissing. She will respectfully stop you if she doesn’t want sex.”

This is probably true if you’re single and trying to bang some girl you just met.  However, if you’re in a long-term committed relationship, I don’t think this rule applies.   Who wants go through all the effort of trying to get laid when you get married?  I know I don’t.  Easy sex is supposed to be one of advantages of marriage.

Other noteworthy links…

Ever reach into the fridge for a beer, only to find your tasty beverage has passed its expiration date? Well according to the Efficient Drinker, there’s no need to worry.  Feel free to drink it.

Regretful Morning has a funny picture that illustrates the difference between being single and being married.

With all these major snowstorms burying the United States, Sports Pickle has some winter storm tips for pro athletes.

US News & World Report has their opinion. So does the Princeton Review. But really, who cares what they think? Leave it to students to give you the real deal on what happens at your college

Bros Like This Site really hates Justin Bieber—understandably so.

The Star Wars special edition DVDs had some good new additions and also some bad ones.  With the Blu-Ray release coming soon, Furious Fan Boys has some things that need to be fixed.

The Campus Socialite lists some reasons why Facebook can hurt your sex life.

This is article is the “Links of the Week” segment for December 15, 2010

Taylor Swift, America’s favorite sweetheart, recently performed a rap with T-Payne. Yes you read that right.  Here’s my favorite line (and by favorite I mean the worst possible line in the history of rap):

“I’m so gangsta, you can see me baking cookies at night. You out clubbin,’ well I just made caramel delight.”

WOW.  You cannot make this stuff up.  The only question I have is:  Who required more auto-tune? T-Payne or Taylor Swift?

Did you know that drinking two cans of Four Loko in an hour is equivalent to drinking 10-12 beers?  I’m glad they didn’t have this crap when I was younger. I’d probably be dead.   Muff slap has more eye-opening facts about the now-banned drink.

The Big Ten recently expanded to 12 teams and the two divisions within the conference will be called “Legends” and “Leaders.”  Once again, you can’t make this stuff up.  The Sports Pickle suggested some other ideas for division names.

Like free porn? That’s a silly question. Of course you do.  H-Spot has a feature called Best Free Porn Clips. Don’t worry. The link is safe for work. Though what you click on after that may not be.

Are you fortunate to have a friend with benefits?  The Campus Socialite has some tips for you.

God I love Katy Perry’s breasts.   Regretful Morning has seven of the best Katy Perry GIF’s. This is probably safe for work. It depends on how strict your workplace is.

We’ve all heard about the Wikileaks scandal.  The Lamest has some other Wikileaks scandals you probably didn’t see coming.

Have a good link? Want to promote your blog? Send me your link here.

While you’re here, why not check out some entertaining posts from around the web?

If You Do This in an E-Mail, I Hate You (The Oatmeal)

How to Suck at Facebook (Muff Slap)

5 Signs your Girl friend Wants to be your Girlfriend (The Campus Socialite)

The 7 Type of Imposter Sports Fans (The Sports Pickle)

Checking Back with the Guy Who Bet Against the Pittsburgh Pirates Every Game (Deadspin)

Avatar Gets a Porn Parody (Regretful Morning)

Some photos of some hot Brazilian chick (Spewf)

Boise State QB Fucking His Way from Rathdrum to Pocatello (Sports Pickle)

20 Strangest Sex Laws (Muffslap)

Fat Chicks That Think They’re Hot (The Lamest)

Boobies and Kittens (Funny or Die)

Making Fun of Tragic Celebrity Deaths (Bros Like this Site)

Jon Gruden and Tim Tebow Reunion (Kissing Suzy Kolber)

NFL Preseason Pigskinpalooza (ESPN Page 2)

Babes of the US Open (COED Magazine)

Classroom Etiquette (Campus Socialite)

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Shotgunning 16 Beers for your Saturday Campus Socialite

13 Tips for Enjoying Poker Art of Manliness

Flat Earth Society: Lame Conspiracy Organization The Lamest

7 Sexy Social Networking Pick Up Tips SoCal Glamour Girls

Saved by the Bell: A Rod Belding Retrospective Just a Guy Thing

How Single Guys Use Post-Its Regretful Morning

Kenny Powers Gets Signed by K-Swiss Funny or Die

Enjoy this picture….






If you’re wondering who this is, it’s Nicole “Coco” Austin. She’s married to the rapper Ice-T.  You can’t really tell from this picture but her ass is just as big as her breasts.

Seven Sex Stats that Should Make you Feel Better The Campus Socialite

30 Sexy Bubble Butt Pictures Muff Slap

Funny Sports Pictures Spewf

Stress Beating Tips Bloke Buddy

Six Essential Beers for Summer COED Magazine

Funniest Fail in Rap Battle History The Lamest

Idiot Robber Leaves Birth Certificate at Crime Scene Regretful Morning

The 7 Most Devastating Super Weapons in Star Wars Furious Fan Boys

WHERE IS SHE?!!….

NO SIGN OF HER YET…

…BAM!! Look at that thing! It should have it’s own zip code.

Here’s a picture of a hot girl I found randomly through a Google search. Now that I have your attention. click on these awesome links, pictures and video clips!





Links
10 of the Worst Album Covers Ever Bloke Buddy
What to Do When You Have a Stage 5 Clinger Campus Socialite
26 Hilariously Inaccurate Knock Off Toys Urlesque
Extraordinary Funny and Clever Illustration This Blog Rules
Five Hilarious and Moronic Sex Stories Standard Madness
The News Just Got More Interesting Spewf
Photo Gallery of Victoria’s Secret Model Rosie Huntington Whiteley Muff Slap

Pics
This woman is quite the MILF but not exactly the best parent
Simba, one day you will be king
Most useless cat ever
You don’t want to be here

Video
If you’re ever in China, don’t try and rob someone…

Other Great Links:

10 Most Revealing Poker Tells Muff Slap
12 Steps to Awesomeness- Late Night Munchies Campus Socialite
A Car with Emotions Bloke Buddy
7 Reasons to Break up with a Girl COED Magazine
21 Cute Girls with Ice Cream Regretful Morning (NSFW)
3 Flametards Show Burning Ambitions The Lamest
Video Games that Every Gamer Should Play Campus Socialite
20 Ridiculously Sexy Latinas For Cinco De Mayo Regretful Morning (NSFW)

Funny Tweets

@ConanOBrien: Through the desert on my way to Reno, I passed an establishment called “Shady Ladies”. I think it’s either a brothel or a tree nursery.

@Sportspickle: Griffey… when you’re batting 7th… against the O’s… and are after Jack Wilson in the lineup… yeah, time to retire.

@KenTremendous: Watching 2004 ALCS Game 4 on ESPN Classic. Bases loaded with Yankees in the 11th vs. Curt Leskanic. I know the ending. I’m still terrified.

Have a good link? Email it to me here. If it’s funny, I’ll get it up in the next link round-up