Rap Lyrics Translated for White People is back for its second edition!  This time I’ve gone even more in-depth to help the lyrically-challenged caucasians out there.  To even further help you earn some “street-cred” with the one black guy you know, I’ve added footnotes to educate you even more. 

 Gimme the Loot- Notorious B.I.G
I’m slamming n*ggaz like Shaquille, shit is real
When it’s time to eat a meal I rob and steal
cause Mom Duke ain’t giving me shit
so for the bread and butter I leave n*ggaz in the gutter
Huh, word to mother, I’m dangerous
Crazier than a bag of fucking Angel Dust
When I bust my gat motherfuckers take dirt naps
I’m all that and a dime sack, where the paper at? 

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This is the final edition of LwB’s Best of the Decade posts. The other two, Funniest TV Characters and Funniest Movies, can be viewed by clicking on the appropriate link. 

In this final edition we have the Sexiest Music Videos of the Decade.  These videos from the past decade have caused men to drool continuously for four minutes at a time.   

Click on the title to view the video in a new window… (more…)

Are you a white guy who likes rap music?  Do like to bob your head to some “dope beats” but have no idea what these guys are saying?  Do you want to impress your black friend with your knowledge of hip-hop? Well today is your lucky day!  LwB presents a new feature: Rap Lyrics Translated for White People.  Here you’ll find some famous rap lyrics translated so white folks can understand them. (more…)

I’ve decided to start a new feature here at Living with Balls. It will be called from Worst to First. In this feature, I will take a legendary musician(s) who has released several records and rank their worst album all the way to their best album. This will primarily be rap music but I will try and keep it diverse for the sake of my readers. Hopefully the column will spark some debate in the comment section.

The first person featured will be my all-time favorite rapper: Tupac Shakur. He’s had a lot of albums released, both dead and alive. So let’s get started. (more…)