I came across the video today— It’s a young girl recording a video for her eHarmony bio. As you’ll see by this video, she REALLY like cats and gets pretty emotional about it.

Unfortunately for this girl (whom I probably would bang if I wasn’t married and she wasn’t crazy), there will probably not be much interest from the men on eHarmony. Cat owners have long been stereotyped among society and this girl is not helping. Enjoy the video… (more…)

When you first met your girl she had an amazing body. She was thin, shapely and irresistible. Just the thought of her naked made your dick go from six-to-twelve. You knew she was a keeper so you gave up on the single life and decided to lock her up long term.

But now after dating her for a long time she’s begun to grow comfortable with you…a little too comfortable. She no longer feels the need to look good because she thinks you love her unconditionally and that it doesn’t matter what she looks like. The MMA Workout Program DVD you bought, in hopes of getting her to use it, is collecting dust and she spends most nights sitting like a lump on the couch, sucking down Haagen-Dazs and watching reality television. This has caught up to her over time and that once sexy body of hers has now become a shell of its former self, equipped with a muffin top, sloppy breasts and cottage cheese ass. Now the thought of her naked makes your dick shrivel like a frightened turtle.

What is a man to do?

We all know that no matter how much you like a girl’s personality, there still has to be some level of physical attraction. You could go the easy route and just dump her, but if you do kind of like this girl or if breaking up isn’t a viable option (i.e. you’re already married or have kids) and want to give it a chance to work, there are a few things you can do to get her back in shape.

We also know that you have to be very careful when addressing the subject of weight gain with your woman. You can’t just tell her straight out she is a fatty. You have to tread the subject carefully.

In this article, I have outlined a number of ways to get your girl back in shape without ever having to be brutally honest like Abe Lincoln in that GEICO commercial.

Unfortunately if you are serious about getting your girl to lose weight, it’s going to involve some sacrifices. Many of the items on this list will take some hard work and dedication on your part, but if executed properly, you will both benefit from it.
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Since the beginning of time, men have used the hotness scale to rate how attractive a woman is when debating amongst friends. Using the standard 1- 10 ranking (with one being the ugliest woman imaginable and ten being a perfect woman), men have found an efficient way to judge women in the shallowest way possible.

However, over the years, the Hotness Scale has gotten too lenient. This is probably because each level has never been truly defined. We need to make a clear-cut definition of what each number means so that we can accurately judge women solely on their looks, while completely ignoring their personality.

The majority of men will brag they’ve been fortunate enough to get with at least one nine or ten in their lifetime but that is highly unlikely. Most women we meet and hook-up with will fall somewhere in the 4-6 range.

I’ve been with some fairly attractive women in my day but I doubt any of them can be considered higher than a seven. Even my wife probably falls within the 6-7 range. Knowing her, she would probably take offense that I only consider her a seven on a good day but as you’ll see with my rankings, seven is very good.

Here are the rankings defined… (more…)

Let’s imagine for a second you are fortunate enough to be a multi-millionaire…and let’s say you are also fortunate to meet the love of your life and that you want to marry her.  After much deliberation you’ve determined the budget for your engagement ring will be $1 million.

Now the question is: Where would you go to buy the ring?  Maybe you’d shop at Tiffany’s or Cartier or some other top-of-the-line jeweler.

But how about Costco?  I bet the thought of buying an engagement ring at Costco, let alone an insanely expensive ring, has never crossed anyone’s mind.

But here it is.  Right on the web site: A $1 MILLION DOLLAR ENGAGEMENT RING…  AT FRIGGIN’ COSTCO!

Based on the specifications this might just be one of the best rings in the world.  It is 6.77 carats, is colorless and boasts a clarity rating of IF (internally flawless).  Not only that but the ring is valued at $1.5 million dollars.  Act now and you can save 33% off the retail price!  You can’t beat these deals at Costco!

Unfortunately, Costco only has one in stock but if you are thinking about buying it, I wouldn’t worry about someone else beating you too it.  I can’t imagine a rich entrepreneur or celebrity, or anyone for that matter ever going engagement ring shopping at Costco.

Costco probably has held this ring in its possession for years and is desperate to move it, so they knocked $500,000 off the price.  I bet it’s been sitting in a warehouse for years somewhere behind skids of family packs of toilet paper.

Thanks to contributor Don Valdez for the tip.

I remember back in the day when I was in high school and college, the one thing that dominated my thoughts more than anything was girls.  More specifically: sex.

At that age, like many guys, I was obsessed with hooking up with girls.

The experience of hooking up with a girl was both exhilarating and nerve-wracking.  It was exhilarating because these experiences were so new and awesome. Squeezing on a pair of firm tits or getting head for the first time are two of my fondest memories.

Yet it was also nerve-wracking because I didn’t have a slightest idea what I was doing.   Kissing girls, playing with tits and going down on a girl are all activities I had to learn the hard way.  Like most young men who are just beginning to experience sex, I was clueless. I slobbered over lips, groped at titties and struggled to find the clitoris.  I figured things out eventually but there were some growing pains along the way.   If only I had a teacher or perhaps an instructional video that could have corrected my mistakes!  THEN maybe I could have seen more success.

Well I wasn’t so lucky to be privy to this information but maybe YOU can.  I got my hands on a copy of How Players Do It, an instructional video from H-Spot.com.   This video breaks down everything you need to know to become a stud in the bedroom.  It covers all aspects of sex from kissing, to oral sex, to even titty fucking. (more…)

This post is part of the “ Links of the Month”  Segment for February 2011.

According to H-Spot.com, a sex education web site, there are 14 sex mistakes that men make.  It’s a pretty solid list and admittedly, I’ve been guilty of a few, not because of ignorance, but because of laziness.   For example, the first mistake men make is asking to have sex…

“Asking to have sex is like asking your mother if you can have a girl over your own apartment. When you ask, you immediately show a lack of confidence and control – two essential alpha characteristics that deep-down, all women crave. Solution: Work up the physical escalation ladder by starting out with basic touching and kissing. She will respectfully stop you if she doesn’t want sex.”

This is probably true if you’re single and trying to bang some girl you just met.  However, if you’re in a long-term committed relationship, I don’t think this rule applies.   Who wants go through all the effort of trying to get laid when you get married?  I know I don’t.  Easy sex is supposed to be one of advantages of marriage.

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Thought you’ve been through a bad break-up?  Did you get cheated on the worst way imaginable?  Well it couldn’t have possibly been worse than the scenario you’re about to hear.  I heard this when listening to “War of the Roses,” which is a radio segment on 103.5 KTU in New York.  In “War of the Roses,” the DJ calls up a suspected cheater offering free red roses.  When the cheater sends it to the person he/ she is having an affair with, they are busted red-handed live on the radio.  I’ve listened to “War of the Roses” for many years but this one takes the cake.  Take a listen.

Let me hear your thoughts in the comment section…

Having a hard time getting laid in college?  You might have better luck in the future.

A California University of Pennsylvania student has plans to start a web site where students can find other coeds who are looking for sexual partners.

The site, which is scheduled to launch in March 2011, is called RUD2F.com—which for you acronym-challenged people stands for Are You Down to Fuck?  The site’s slogan is “Safer than Craig’s List and Cheaper than Bars.”

Sounds like a cool idea in theory (although if you can’t get laid in college the old-fashioned way, then you might as well just give up).   Yet I have a feeling it might not work that well.  We all know that most women can get sex whenever they please—especially in college.  All a moderately-attractive college girl needs to do to meet a guy is to wear something sexy at the bar and wait for a guy to approach her.  Men are the ones that have the challenge. My guess is this site will be filled with a bunch of horny, desperate males and slutty, fat chicks. At least they should benefit from it. (more…)