Do I need to say anything else??

A new study by the University of California-San Francisco is suggesting that males who have trouble getting laid will be more likely to drink alcohol than their male counterparts who are fortunate enough to engage in frequent sexual activity.

Researchers found that male fruit flies who had recently mated were less likely to choose food laced with alcohol than those who failed to get their dick wet. The rejected male fruit flies drank from the spiked mixture about 70 percent of the time, compared to about 50 percent of the time for the lucky flies who got their nut off. Apparently the researchers believe that the flies were using the alcohol as a way to compensate for their sexual frustration. (more…)

If you’re a man with a pulse and an Internet connection, then you’ve probably heard about the leaked topless photos of the busty Christina Hendricks, who plays Joan Holloway in the AMC series “Mad Men.” Apparently, Hendricks’ cell phone was hacked and a topless photo was found. It’s now all over the Internet.

Having watched her in tight 1960s outfits on “Mad Men” wearing bras that push her healthy breasts up to her neck, my initial reaction was to immediately go to Google and search for the leaked picture.

But then I hesitated. My conscience came calling.

Is it right for me to be looking at this picture? (more…)

There are plenty of ways for a man to attract a woman. Being good-looking is the most obvious way to do it but being well-endowed certainly doesn’t hurt either. Some men are blessed with both and have no trouble bringing home women.

But what if you could only choose one? Would you prefer to be extremely handsome with a dick so small that you could never truly pleasure a woman OR would your rather be ugly with a dick so big you could make even the loosest women squeal with delight?

It’s time for another edition of “The Great Debate.” (more…)

Are you struggling to pick up women? Are those cheesy pick-up lines you googled just not doing the trick? Do you need some fresh tips on how to attract women?

You can continue to use your failed techniques or you can try something different. Perhaps you need some lessons in seduction from James Charm. Check out these entertaining and unorthodox tips on a number of ways to pick up girls. (more…)

I’m trying out a new feature today. It’s called Hot or Not?

The premise is simple. I’ll take a celebrity that is often on the fence when it comes to her perceived hotness and then debate whether she is truly hot or not. The celebrity woman in question would typically fall in the 5-6 range on the LWB Hotness Scale, which is on the borderline between being hot and not being hot.

Typically the woman we are discussing will have some features that men will find attractive, while having others that are not. The perfect example of this debate came in a 2010 episode of The Office, in which Dunder Mifflin-Scranton debated the hotness of Hillary Swank. Today, I build on a feature so brilliantly portrayed in that episode, with my own version of it.

Today’s Hot or Not debate features Jillian Michaels.

As a celebrity fitness guru, Jillian Michaels is best known for her role on The Biggest Loser and her bestselling workout videos.

All men want a woman with a great body and Jillian is certainly in fantastic shape. But when it comes to women, there is fine line between being in shape and being too muscular. Jillian is hovering dangerously on that border. (more…)

ENJOY? Yes, I think she will. Look at how she strokes this phallic-shaped wine opener.

It definitely is the ideal gift for that lonely woman on your Christmas list.

You may have noticed I haven’t posted much recently. That is because I have been away on vacation. In my travels, I came across this mannequin in a shop on the island of Aruba.

Look at the tits on this thing! I’m gonna go out on a limb and say these things are fake.