It’s Wednesday, which means it’s time for another installment of the Celebrity Tweet of the Week!  We had some tough competition this week but, in the end, three twitters stood out above the rest.  


Before I announce the winner(s) I just want to talk about something I’ve noticed while browsing through hundreds of tweets this past week:

For whatever reason, rappers like to “enlighten” us with their knowledge of philosophy and life.

Here’s an example from Diddy…

@iamdiddy: Live every moment as though it’s the most important thing you can do. And soon enough you’ll discover that it is.

Here’s a couple examples from Ludacris…

@ludajuice: DAILY QUOTE: Life is not what someone tells you it will be. Life is precisely what you make it.~Ralph Marston

Daily Quote: Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave and impossible to forget~G Randolf

Later…both provide a different type of question for thought…

@iamdiddy: Sexual question for the ladies! What’s the 1st thing you want a man to do to you when your having sex?

Thanks for enlightening us o great Puffy one.  You are very wise. However, you still need to master the proper use of the word your.

@ludajuice: FREAKY FRIDAY QUESTION: Ladies what’s the ONE sex toy that you can’t live without that your man has no idea that you have/use?

Wow. That’s deep stuff Ludacris. Way to follow up your Ralph Marston quote with that little number.

Now for the winners:

THIRD PLACE

Jim Gaffigan: Jim discusses his recent trip to Europe.

@jimgaffigan:  I’ve been in Paris for an hour. I already feel like I’m better than all you bastards.

SECOND PLACE

Teagan Presley: Porn star, Teagan Presley, apparently takes her work home with her…

@MsTeagan: Waiting to go eat. Woo whoo! & then hopefully giving a great blowjob, getting fucked & going to bed .

FIRST PLACE

Rainn Wilson: Wow. After two weeks, Rainn Wilson is looking like the Rachel Alexandra of Tweeting.  Here’s what he had to say this week.

@rainnwilson: Interesting on-set tidbit: apparently it is now Un-[politically correct] to call tank-tops ‘wife-beaters’. What’s next? Can’t call thongs ‘Butt-floss’?

Congrats to Rainn for his second straight victory.  If you find a tweet that you think is worthy, feel free to email the suggestion to johns@livingwithballs.com. Also don’t forget to follow this site @livingwithballs on twitter as well.

2009 STANDINGS AFTER TWO WEEKS

2009 Standings
Rainn Wilson: 10 points
Ashton Kutcher: 3 points
Teagan Presley: 3 points
John Mayer: 1 point
Jim Gaffigan: 1 point