The Celebrity Tweet of the Week is getting down to the nitty-gritty.  Did any of this year’s top performers make the cut this week and move up the rankings?  There’s only one more edition left after this one before I declare a winner. 

 Teagan Presley is still holding on to the lead but Rainn Wilson and Chad Ochocinco still have an outside shot. 

THIRD PLACE: Michael Ian Black

Comedian Michael Ian Black makes the list thanks to this humorous take on the C.S. Lewis classic…

michaelianblack :Between my last Tweet and now I spent forty-five years in Narnia. So annoyed to be back

SECOND PLACE: Ken Tremendous
Ken Tremendous, the founder of Fire Joe Morgan, reminisces…

KenTremendous :ChiSox replace Podsednik with…Juan Pierre. Sometimes, I miss my ol’ blog.

FIRST PLACE: Jenna Haze and Sophie Dee
If you’re a porn star and tweet about masturbating or sex, you’re pretty much a lock to make tweet of the week.  These two earn a first-place tie.

sophiedee: just finished my shoot. took so long. but i took rico like a champ in my ass!

jenxstudios :Ugh! I totally masturbated and fell asleep again! I think my body is telling me I need to rest

Since none of the contenders made the list, that means Teagan Presley clinches the award.  Maybe I’ll double the points next week to make it interesting.

2009 STANDINGS AS OF 12/17/2009
Teagan Presley: 22 points
Rainn Wilson: 14 points
Chad OchoCinco: 11 points
Ken Tremendous: 8 points
John Mayer: 8 points
Jenna Haze: 5 points
Sophie Dee: 5 points
Reggie Bush: 5 points
Terry Moran: 5 points
Bella Donna: 5 points
Terrell Owens: 5 points
Sunny Leone: 5 points
Jay Feely: 3 points
Meghan McCain: 3 points
Eva Angelina: 3 points
Ashton Kutcher: 3 points
Kim Kardashian: 3 points
Shawne Merriman: 3 points
Kenny Mayne: 2 points
Jim Gaffigan: 2 points
Danny DeVito: 1 point
Dane Cook: 1 point
Seth Meyers: 1 point
Al Yankovic: 1 point
Michael Ian Black: 1 point