So I’ve been slacking on the Celebrity Tweet of the Week lately.  I know all 15 of you reading this blog are really upset about it.  Don’t blame me though. Blame the celebrities.  The majority of celebrity tweets are self-promoting.  They usually tweet about their upcoming movie or tell us what they had for breakfast.  Either way, I don’t care.  Tell me something funny, say something controversial or post a picture of your breasts. Any of those three will suffice.

Sorting through my twitter timeline for funny tweets has become such a chore that I may make it the Celebrity Tweet of the Month starting in 2010.  We’ll see.  Anyway here are the top three celebrity tweets from last week.

THIRD PLACE: SETH MEYERS

Actor and comedian Seth Meyers provides some gambling advice for Ohio natives…

sethmeyers21 Gambling now legal in Ohio. First tip: Don’t bet on Browns.

SECOND PLACE:  JAY FEELY

New York Jets kicker Jay Feely talks about his recent drug test…

jayfeely Drug test this morning, Pee man told me ‘you’re all business’. What does he expect when I am standing basically naked urinating for him.

FIRST PLACE: SUNNY LEONE

Another porn star makes Tweet of the Week.  I always wondered if they were really doing it during the soft-core pornos they show on Cinemax. Now I have my answer…

SunnyLeone Shooting with Tori black, Celeste star, and Jana cova!!! Another day of secretly eating box. Hehe soft core shoot but we really are banging!

If you find a tweet that you think is worthy, feel free to email the suggestion to johns[at]livingwithballs.com . Also don’t forget to follow this site @livingwithballs on twitter as well.

2009 STANDINGS AS OF 11/4/2009
Rainn Wilson: 14 points
Teagan Presley: 13 points
Terry Moran: 5 points
Bella Donna: 5 points
Terrell Owens: 5 points
Sunny Leone: 5 points
Ken Tremendous: 5 points
Jay Feely: 3 points
Meghan McCain: 3 points
Chad OchoCinco: 3 points
Eva Angelina: 3 points
Ashton Kutcher: 3 points
Kim Kardashian: 3 points
Shawne Merriman: 3 points
Jim Gaffigan: 2 points
John Mayer: 2 points
Danny DeVito: 1 point
Dane Cook: 1 point
Kenny Mayne: 1 point
Seth Meyers: 1 point