So I’m a day late for the Celebrity Tweet of the Week but it’s better late than never. Overall the tweets this week were a little disappointing. However the top tweet this week is sure to get your attention.


THIRD PLACE
Rainn Wilson finishes in the money for the third straight week with this anectdote…

@rainnwilson: True story: a box of rubber gloves was spilled on the road- gloves everywhere. My anus instinctively puckered.

SECOND PLACE
A few weeks back I wrote a post on why I won’t purchase Madden NFL 10. One reason was the likelihood of breaking my controller. Shawne Merriman of the San Diego Chargers feels my pain.

@shawnemerriman: Had to stop by best buy to get another x box remote in case i take a loss in madden later on…ill hip toss it

FIRST PLACE
Last week porn star Teagan Presley was pretty open about her sex life. This week, a different porn star, Bella Donna raises the bar….

@enterbelladonna: I’m wiped out! I hope @ContentWhore will give my body a rub in trade for my sweet juicy asshole. I’ll even let him creampie me.

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 2009 STANDINGS AS OF 9/3/2009
Rainn Wilson: 11 points
Bella Donna: 5 points
Ashton Kutcher: 3 points
Teagan Presley: 3 points
Shawne Merriman: 3 points
John Mayer: 1 point
Jim Gaffigan: 1 point