Football season is finally upon us!  Men rejoice this time of year, while their wives and girlfriends prepare for a long five months of being ignored on the weekends…and sometimes Monday and Thursday. 

For what its worth, here are my predictions for the upcoming season.  Now that it’s in writing, you can all come back to this post in February and laugh at how terrible these predictions were. 

 

AFC East

1. New England Patriots
2. New York Jets-wild card
3. Miami Dolphins
4. Buffalo Bills

Coming back from injury, Tom Brady will revert to his 2007 form and dominate the league once again.  Chad Pennington will also revert to his 2007 form and go back to being a mediocre QB.

AFC North

1. Pittsburgh Steelers
2. Baltimore Ravens
3. Cincinnati Bengals
4. Cleveland Browns

 The Steelers will win the division easily.  Chad Ochocinco will become a fantasy stud once again when he becomes kicker eligble. 

AFC South

1. Indianapolis Colts
2. Houston Texans- Wild Card
3. Tennessee Titans
4. Jacksonville Jaguars

 Pencil in the Colts for their usual 12-win season. Pencil in the Jags for a last-place finish. Fortunately for Jaguars fans they won’t have to watch their poor season.    

AFC West

1. San Diego Chargers
2. Denver Broncos
3. Kansas City Chiefs
4. Oakland Raiders

 San Diego wins by default.  The Chiefs and Raiders will suck once again.  The Broncos will regret trading Jay Cutler like you regret a drunken hook up with a fat chick.  

NFC East

1. Philadelphia Eagles
2. New York Giants- wild card
3. Dallas Cowboys
4. Washington Redskins

 The Giants and the Cowboys lost their top receivers and it will hurt them.  Eagles fans will be singing their Fly, Eagles, Fly chant loud this year, to the annoyance of everyone. 

NFC North

1. Chicago Bears
2. Minnesota Vikings
3. Green Bay Packers
4. Detroit Lions

 Minnesota will feature a lethal running game and a punishing defense. However, it will all be nullified by at least three Brett Fare picks per game.     

NFC South

1. Atlanta Falcons
2. New Orleans Saints- wild card
3. Carolina Panthers
4. Tampa Bay Buccaneers

 The Saints will give the Dirty Birds a run for their money but Drew Brees will not be able to overcome the Saints swiss cheese defense. 

NFC West

1. Arizona Cardinals
2. San Francisco 49ers
3. Seattle Seahawks
4. St. Louis Rams

The Cardinals will run away with the division. Larry Fitzgerald and Anquan Boldin will continue to make Kurt Warner look like a hall-of-famer

Mark Sanchez is already off to a good start in his Jets career

 
REGULAR SEASON MVP

Larry Fitzgerald

ROOKIE OF THE YEAR

Mark Sanchez  

AFC PLAYOFF SEEDS

1. Patriots
2. Steelers
3. Colts
4. Chargers
5. Texans
6. Jets

 NFC PLAYOFF SEEDS

1. Atlanta Falcons
2. Arizona Cardinals
3. Philadelphia Eagles
4. Chicago Bears
5. New York Giants
6. New Orleans Saints

  PLAYOFFS

AFC WILD CARD ROUND

Looks like Tom Brady will be celebrating once again

Chargers defeat Texans  

NFC WILD CARD ROUND

Eagles def. Saints

Giants def. Bears  

AFC Divisional Round

Patriots defeat Jets

Steelers defeat Chargers

NFC Divisional Round

 Falcons def. Giants

Cardinals def. Eagles

AFC Championship Game

Patriots def. Steelers

NFC Championship Game

Falcons def. Cardinals

SUPER BOWL

Patriots def. Falcons 31-24

SUPER BOWL MVP Tom Brady  

What do you think of the picks? Leave a comment!