Ever have a buddy of yours who always seems to be flirting with a close lady friend?  Ever suggest to him that you think she’s into him and that he should pursue it only to get a response that goes something like this: “Nah, we’re just friends”…or “I don’t want to ruin the friendship.” 

If this happens to you call bullshit immediately.  Any guy will risk a friendship to get some ass.  In fact, most girls will do the same as well.  They just won’t admit it. 

Allow me to go further into my theory using what I remember about the scientific method. 

Hypothesis:  Any guy will risk his relationship with a woman if he believes there is chance he could get some.  I’ve done it and I know other people who have done it as well.  In fact, guys and girls can never be “just friends” except in these cases:  

1.  You have no attraction whatsoever to her.  She’s pushing 200 pounds, has bad skin or she has droopy tities.  You would never touch her with a 39 ½ foot pole.  However, she’s always a blast to hang out with and she buys a round every so often.  So you keep her around.   

2. She used to date your best friend. Even if she’s gorgeous, you’ll just have to accept that fact you can never get with her. 

3. Your gay  

That’s it. 

 Allow me to further prove my point. 

Think about who your best friend of the opposite sex is.   Think about what she looks like.

Are you ready…

Now imagine she looked like this…  

Could you pass up on that? I don’t think so.  Case closed.