We couldn’t possibly pass up one of the final opportunities to make fun of “24.” With the series finale coming up next Monday, we had to get at least one more 24 Mockery segment posted.  This might be the best edition yet, as we debate who would win in a fight between Jack Bauer and two other legendary movie stars.

John: after last night’s episode, I think we need to do an old school 24 mockery
DV: haha…I think we can sum up the episode like this…action packed? yes…. retarded?… yes.
John: haha…yes. Retarded indeed
DV :  Hasn’t anyone ever heard of Youtube?
John: yeah seriously…just upload the friggin’ evidence on youtube. That’s what I was thinking.
John: I also was thinking that I want to get Jack Bauer’s lawyer.
John: you have to assume that Jack will somehow get away with shooting secret service agents and kidnapping a former president.
DV: yes… and if armor like that is all you need to be a one man army… how come everyone in the army doesn’t wear that shit?
John: seriously. Jack Bauer was like Robo Cop yesterday…with that suit Jack Bauer is officially invincible. (more…)

So I was drunk over at Don Valdez’s house this Saturday and we got bored and decided to do a podcast. It’s 30 minutes of complete nonsense. You should listen to it anyway. Among the topics discussed are 24, LOST and fantasy baseball.

Living With Balls I

Last night’s episode of 24 was not that bad for a change.  That doesn’t mean DV and I aren’t going to make fun of it. Here’s our take on the latest 24 twist…

DV (12:51:06 PM): Did you see 24?
John S (12:53:10 PM): yes I did
John S (12:53:23 PM): it looked promising until the last 10 seconds
DV (12:53:45 PM): I have to admit there were times where it was interesting and fun but for the most part I kept shaking my head.
DV (12:54:05 PM): and the last 10 seconds actually made me feel better
John S (12:54:12 PM): really?
DV (12:54:16 PM): here is why (more…)

24 Mockery is back after a two-week layoff. I realize not that many people read these but I don’t care. This previous episode of 24 was so ridiculous that I just had to share the discussion I had with DV.

Before we delve into this week’s edition, I thought I’d share a glossary of terms. To clear up any confusion when reading this, consult the glossary of nicknames. Some of these appear in this week’s edition, while others have shown up in previous versions. (more…)

Here is our third installment of 24 Mockery. This time we got a little off topic, so you’ll find it entertaining even you don’t watch 24.

DV (12:13:29 PM): Hey
John S. (12:13:37 PM): hey
DV (12:13:46 PM): so for 5 minutes during 24 last night I was like… hey you know what… this actually kind of makes sense…
DV (12:14:28 PM): then the flood gates of diarrhea opened and took the episode down the toilet
DV (12:15:07 PM): it was like watching a Mets game.
DV (12:15:45 PM): they did just enough to get your interest and then put in Scott Schoeinwiess (more…)

After another absurd episode of 24 this past Monday, my buddy DV and I are back to rip into this season of 24. Here’s the AIM transcript from this week. SPOILER ALERT!! Don’t read ahead if you have not seen the episode which aired on February 15, 2010.

John S (10:01:35 AM): hey
DV (10:02:28 AM): yo
DV (10:02:37 AM): did you watch 24?
John S (10:02:44 AM): yes
DV (10:03:25 AM): the script must have been written on toilet paper cause there was crap all over that episode (more…)

I’ve been a big fan of the Fox hit “24” since its inception.  However, ever since season 5 the show has been in a steady decline.  That being said, I still watch it every week.  Perhaps it’s because there are so many things to mock on this show.  Whether it’s Elisha Cuthbert being chased by a Mountain Lion or CTU getting infiltrated for the 50^th time, there is never a shortage of ways to poke fun at 24.

The transcript below is an actual impromptu AIM conversation I had with my buddy DV.  Only the screen names and the numerous spelling mistakes by DV have been changed. SPOILER ALERT!!! If you haven’t seen last night’s episode, DO NOT READ THIS! (more…)