Do you like to drink but you don’t like those empty calories? Do you want to enjoy yourself during happy hour without the worry of putting on excess pounds? What drinks will get you drunk the fastest, while providing the fewest number of calories? All these questions can be answered at the The Efficient Drinker.

I came across the web site the other day and it will change the way I order drinks at the bar. The site has created an efficiency ratio to determine which beers will achieve the desired result of alcohol (getting drunk), while providing the fewest number of calories. (more…)

I’m a Jets fan and I’m still bummed they came up short of the Super Bowl.  With the Jets out, I now have little interest in the outcome of Super Bowl XLIV.  If you’re like me and you really don’t care who wins and you’re also not a degenerate gambler, then you’ve come to the right place.  When you go to your Super Bowl party this year, be sure to bring a copy of the Living with Balls Super Bowl XLIV Drinking Game.  It’s sure to make even the most boring game entertaining.

WARNING: This drinking game is not for the faint of heart.  I haven’t tested it but you will probably be good and drunk by the second quarter and passed out on the toilet by the end of the game.  So proceed with caution.  Adjust the game to your tolerance.  Living with Balls will not be held responsible should you if end up in the hospital. (more…)

Ok. NOW I have your attention. This is a picture from COED magazine’s MLB playoff predictions. The predictions are already wrong but who cares. The other girls in the story are almost as hot as the Phillies fan to my left. Click read more to find some other great links. (more…)

Summer is officially over. It’s a little depressing. There are signs all around reminding me that the summer has come and gone. Labor Day has passed, school is in back in session and the weather is getting cooler. However, I a saw a very telling sign that summer was over when walking through my local beer distributor this past weekend. (more…)

Times are tough. The economy is in the shitter. You’ve lost half your retirement savings in the stock market and Obama is spending taxpayer money like a drunken sailor. You need to cut back and make some sacrifices… Well boozin’ shouldn’t be one of them. So in an effort to help you save money, here is a list of the top five cheap beers. These are the best tasting beers that won’t empty your pocket. (more…)