Is it Wrong to Look at Leaked Photos of Celebrities?

Christina Hendricks breastsIf you’re a man with a pulse and an Internet connection, then you’ve probably heard about the leaked topless photos of the busty Christina Hendricks, who plays Joan Holloway in the AMC series “Mad Men.” Apparently, Hendricks’ cell phone was hacked and a topless photo was found. It’s now all over the Internet.

Having watched her in tight 1960s outfits on “Mad Men” wearing bras that push her healthy breasts up to her neck, my initial reaction was to immediately go to Google and search for the leaked picture.

But then I hesitated. My conscience came calling.

Is it right for me to be looking at this picture? (more…)

Celebrities Twitter Pages: Making the World Dumber One Verified Account at a Time

dumbest celebrity tweets of all-timeA long time ago, in a more primitive age, all the way back in the year 2005, the average person still idolized celebrity figures.  We saw them as larger-than-life people who led charmed lives.  We saw them in movies, on ball fields, and in magazines and we dreamed of being them, or at the very least, getting a glimpse of them.

But then in 2006, a new social networking web site was created that changed the way we view people in the public spotlight forever. A web site called Twitter (you may have heard of it) allowed people to share their thoughts in real time to anyone else who cared to read about them.

For us common folk, there aren’t many people who give a shit about what we are thinking.  We create Twitter pages, thinking other people care about what we have to say, but in reality, they could not give a crap.   Yet there are a group of select people whose Twitter pages are bombarded with followers. These people are celebrities. (more…)

Inappropriate Celebrity Endorsements

This is a guest post from Dr. Faust from The Lamest. I also did a guest post on his site which can be read here.

Advertising has been the cornerstone of human commerce for as long as mankind has had branded products to sell. Archeologists believe the first such product was a caveman marital aid called the “hit on her” club.

Since that first clever caveman marketing campaign, advertising methods have evolved.

Ancient advertising companies generally employed the “buy this [insert product here] or god will smite the shit out of you” approach. Buyers soon became tired of this advertising technique and as a result marketing executives were whipped, crucified or forced to duel it out with Russell Crowe if they ever pitched the “Smitey God” angle to clients.

Dark Ages advert executives learned from their slain marketing forbears by taking a more uplifting positive advertising angle. The problem was the average consumer at the time was penniless, had leprosy and was stuck farming bland vegetables on some crap farm in county serfdom. (more…)

A Solution to the Unemployment Crisis

This is a post from new contributor known only as Oobtastic. He will likely contribute from time-to-time.

We all know the economy is in a shambles. One in ten people that want work can’t find a job. The government passed a $700B stimulus package to create jobs, but where are they?

There is another, more troubling crisis plaguing our country: Actors are squandering any artistic credibility they have by doing shampoo commercials and voice over work for credit card companies.

I have a plan that will solve BOTH important crises. It’s a piece of legislation, called the “Helping Americans Land Jobs in Television” Act, or HALJIT (every good piece of legislation needs an irritating acronym).

How would this bill work? It’s simple – it would prohibit actors, musicians, professional athletes and other celebrities from doing advertising work, while at the same time mandating that unemployed machinists, truckers, carpenters, and road pavers be given those jobs instead.

“Whoa, there, wait a minute,” you might say. “I don’t know if I’m comfortable with this.”

This is a natural reaction. But after reading this simple overview, you will be eager to press your Congressional representatives into supporting this legislation. (more…)

The Ten Most Underrated Hot Celebrities

Yesterday, I gave you the ten most overrated celebrities.  Today, contributor Frank Wheeler give you the ten most underrated celebrities.  

These girls have flown under the radar and it’s about the time they get the attention they deserve. Frank and John have a different opinion on one girl who manages to appear on both lists.  Click read more to find out who that is and to check out the rest of the babes. (more…)

The Ten Most Overrated Hot Celebrities

There are a lot of hot celebrities out there for guys to drool over and fantasize about. For some of these women, the attention if well deserved, for others it is not. For whatever reason, there are a number of undeserving celebs that are widely considered to be some of the most beautiful women alive.

These celebs are often appearing on People’s Most Beautiful People or some other list of hot women. Whether it’s because they are in a few big movies or they frequent Page Six, these women get more attention for their looks then they really should.

Therefore, I have compiled a list of the ten most overrated celebrity hotties. Tomorrow Frank Wheeler will have the most underrated celebrity hot girls.

Before I start, let’s just get one thing clear: All these women are attractive. If I wasn’t engaged and somehow I was presented with the opportunity to sleep with one of these girls, I wouldn’t hesitate to make a romance explosion on their stomachs. I just feel they are a little overrated.

Also, to all the feminist, pro-women people who may read this and think this is sexist, chauvinistic, overly critical and degrading to women— well that’s fine. You’re probably right….but keep the negative blog comments to yourself. Thanks. (more…)