I’m getting married this week and that means I’ll be committing to one woman for the rest of my life—or does it? 

Like a lot of couples, my future wife and I have jokingly made a “cheat list.”  This cheat list contains a list of celebrities.  If by some chance we are presented with an opportunity to sleep with one of these five people, we are allowed to do so without any repercussions.

As part of the continuing wedding series, here is our official “cheat list.”  

Johnny Sacks’ List

Gianna Michaels
Gianna Michaels— an internet porn star—is not the hottest girl but she has amazing natural breasts and the biggest ass I’ve ever seen on a white girl.  That’s not even the reason why she’s on this list.  Go to YouPorn, search for Gianna Michaels, watch one of her videos for five minutes and then come back (pull your pants up first).  This girl gives a blow job like she needs dick for sustenance.  (more…)

As everyone knows by now, Tiger Woods has fallen victim to a marriage scandal that so many other high profile athletes in the past have also dealt with. Alex Rodriguez, Kobe Bryant and Woods are just a few big name athletes whose infidelity has been well documented in tabloids and other forms of media.

While their reputations have been scarred forever, one athlete who has banged a countless number of beautiful women continues to have a spotless reputation. This man is DEREK JETER. Do you know why? Because he’s NOT MARRIED.

Any professional athlete, especially an athlete the caliber of a Tiger Woods, should NOT get married—at least not until much later in life. Derek Jeter has slept with Ms. Universe, Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Mariah Carey and who knows how many other hot chicks. Only NOW, as he enters the back-end of his career is he finally starting to settle down. He’s been with actress Minka Kelly for quite some time now. (more…)

Here in New York, a popular radio station called 103.5 KTU, does a daily segment called War of the Roses. In the segment, the DJ’s call up suspected cheaters pretending to be an online flower company who is giving away free roses. When the suspected cheater sends the roses to someone he or she shouldn’t be sending them to, the spouse gets on the line and flips out.   These clips are both hilarious and shocking and you don’t need to be from New York to appreciate them.  For your enjoyment, I have compiled the Top Ten War of the Roses Moments of All-Time.  (more…)