For a little more than three weeks each month, I’m engaged to a wonderful woman who makes me very happy.  But for one week each month she turns into a terrible monster—like a werewolf when a full moon is out—and she no longer resembles the person I’m going to marry.  The week she gets her period, my girl becomes a shell of her former self and turns into a frightening creature that crushes everything in her path.

This is often an unpleasant experience for the both of us.  Everything I do annoys her, which results in her yelling at me, which in turn gets me pissed at her for getting mad at me for no reason.

But FEAR NOT! Through trial and error, I’ve learned ways to take down this monster—like a stake in the heart of a vampire.  Practice these methods listed below and you can escape the Period Monster’s evil clutches. (more…)

iDUMP4u.com is a web site that will break up with your significant other for a small fee.  They also record every conversation and post them on youtube!  This has made for some rather uncomfortable, but entertaining moments.  Muffslap.com has a post titled the top 12 iDUMP4u breakups.  My personal favorite is the dude who got dumped because he played too much Farmville.  Be sure to check it  out. (more…)

If you’re a white guy with a thing for black women, than you are in luck.  A recent story by the Washington Post revealed that marriages between black women and white men are on the rise.  According to a 2008 population survey, interracial marriages have doubled over the past decade.

So why is this becoming more commonplace? According to the story, black women are in “market failure.” Single black women with college degrees outnumber single black men with college degrees almost 3 to 1 in major urban areas.  These women are having trouble meeting a black man who meets their standards.  Therefore, they are giving up on tradition and looking outside their race for a mate. (more…)

A recent University of Montreal study on the effect of pornography on young men ran into a roadblock when it could not find a single male who hasn’t watched porn.

This should come as a surprise to no one.  ALL MEN watch porn.  I bet those “saintly” Duggar kids even watch it.  They just won’t admit it. 

The researchers wanted to compare the views of men in their 20s who have watched porn compared to those who haven’t.  Since the researchers could not find a single male for the study, they decided to focus their research on the effects of pornography.  (more…)

With the advances in technology over the years, the mediums for flirting have changed. No longer do you have to meet in person or make a phone call to flirt. Thanks to instant messaging, text messaging and social networking sites, it’s easier than ever to charm a girl.

In fact, the first time I contacted my fiancé after we met was through Facebook. Most of our contact early on was through either Facebook or AOL Instant Messenger. These tools are great for guys like me, who are usually to pussy to actually pick up the phone to talk to a girl.

Instant messaging has introduced new methods of flirting. However, many guys, such as myself have trouble picking up on flirting when it’s in person. It’s even harder to pick up on these signals online.

So to help you out, I have consulted with a number of trusted women to help you find out if a girl is actually interested or if she wants nothing to do with you. I asked my fiancé, as well as good friends Sarah, Megan, Amanda, Karen and Melissa. Their names have been changed to keep their secrets safe. (more…)

Here in New York, a popular radio station called 103.5 KTU, does a daily segment called War of the Roses. In the segment, the DJ’s call up suspected cheaters pretending to be an online flower company who is giving away free roses. When the suspected cheater sends the roses to someone he or she shouldn’t be sending them to, the spouse gets on the line and flips out.   These clips are both hilarious and shocking and you don’t need to be from New York to appreciate them.  For your enjoyment, I have compiled the Top Ten War of the Roses Moments of All-Time.  (more…)

Ever have a buddy of yours who always seems to be flirting with a close lady friend?  Ever suggest to him that you think she’s into him and that he should pursue it only to get a response that goes something like this: “Nah, we’re just friends”…or “I don’t want to ruin the friendship.” 

 If this happens to you call bullshit immediately.  Any guy will risk a friendship to get some ass.  In fact, most girls will do the same as well.  They just won’t admit it.  (more…)