King Kong Ain’t Got Shit on Vagina

In the 2001 movie Training Day, academy award winning actor Denzel Washington, plays a crooked cop who owes money to the Russian Mob. In one of the final scenes, when Denzel’s life is in danger, he utters one of the most famous movie lines in recent history saying, “I run shit here, you just live here!…King Kong ain’t got SHIT on me! (see clip below)

In the world of relationships, make no mistake about, Women run shit. Men just live here. Most men claim to wear the pants but in actuality all women control the relationship.

Despite the best efforts of women, we are still a male-dominated society.  Women still make less money than men on average, males hold more high-level jobs and women are continually portrayed as sex objects on television. (For the record, I’m not saying this is how it should be, these are just facts).

However, once the man enters a long-term relationship, those inequities no longer apply because women hold the one key that tips the relationship scale in their favor…THE VAGINA. Despite the best efforts of George Constanza and other men, we have no upper hand, because if we do anything wrong, the woman will withhold entry to the best place on Earth.  For this reason, men always have to make a conscious effort to be on their best behavior. (more…)

Denzel Washington Knows His Yankees Trivia

Links of the Week will be done a little differently from now on. The title of the post will feature my favorite blog posting or video clip from the past week. The other links will follow below it. I just feel that the title “Links of the Week” isn’t very attention grabbing for people on Twitter, Facebook or Google Reader.

This week’s featured link is from the Jay Leno Show. On Thursday, Denzel Washington was forced to “earn his plug” for his new movie “Book of Eli”. Washington, an avid Yankees fan, competed in Yankees trivia against someone who knows the Yankees pretty well. (more…)