I just did my first ever guest post called “The Joy of Farting: Where to Fart Without Getting Caught,” over at my good friends at Muff Slap.

Here’s a teaser:
Men love to fart. For a man, farting is one of life’s simple pleasures. There are few things in life more enjoyable than ripping a loud, healthy, room-clearing fart.
But ALAS, the unwritten rules of society deem flatulence as a faux pas. All our lives, we are restricted from farting whenever we like. We are taught to hold our farts in all day until we enter the privacy of our own home. We hold it in at work and in front of girls in fear of being ridiculed and blamed for the foul odor that accompanies it.

Read the rest at Muff Slap

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