This is a post from new contributor known only as Oobtastic. He will likely contribute from time-to-time.

We all know the economy is in a shambles. One in ten people that want work can’t find a job. The government passed a $700B stimulus package to create jobs, but where are they?

There is another, more troubling crisis plaguing our country: Actors are squandering any artistic credibility they have by doing shampoo commercials and voice over work for credit card companies.

I have a plan that will solve BOTH important crises. It’s a piece of legislation, called the “Helping Americans Land Jobs in Television” Act, or HALJIT (every good piece of legislation needs an irritating acronym).

How would this bill work? It’s simple – it would prohibit actors, musicians, professional athletes and other celebrities from doing advertising work, while at the same time mandating that unemployed machinists, truckers, carpenters, and road pavers be given those jobs instead.

“Whoa, there, wait a minute,” you might say. “I don’t know if I’m comfortable with this.”

This is a natural reaction. But after reading this simple overview, you will be eager to press your Congressional representatives into supporting this legislation. (more…)

There are a lot of hot celebrities out there for guys to drool over and fantasize about. For some of these women, the attention if well deserved, for others it is not. For whatever reason, there are a number of undeserving celebs that are widely considered to be some of the most beautiful women alive.

These celebs are often appearing on People’s Most Beautiful People or some other list of hot women. Whether it’s because they are in a few big movies or they frequent Page Six, these women get more attention for their looks then they really should.

Therefore, I have compiled a list of the ten most overrated celebrity hotties. Tomorrow Frank Wheeler will have the most underrated celebrity hot girls.

Before I start, let’s just get one thing clear: All these women are attractive. If I wasn’t engaged and somehow I was presented with the opportunity to sleep with one of these girls, I wouldn’t hesitate to make a romance explosion on their stomachs. I just feel they are a little overrated.

Also, to all the feminist, pro-women people who may read this and think this is sexist, chauvinistic, overly critical and degrading to women— well that’s fine. You’re probably right….but keep the negative blog comments to yourself. Thanks. (more…)