It’s been too long since I’ve done this. I know many of you have probably been waiting for a new version of Rap Lyrics Translated for White People. Well, good things come to those who wait. This time around, I’ve picked out five of those most ridiculous rap songs ever written and translated them so white people can make sense of them. As always, there are some helpful footnotes as well. (more…)

I recently wrote a guest post over at Regretful Morning titled Seven of the Luckiest Men in America. Here’s a teaser…

Some guys have all the luck. While most men bust their ass to get ahead in life, some men have been fortunate enough to achieve the dreams of many, while doing very little. This can be anything from becoming famous, to earning lots of money, or to sleeping with a woman that is way out of their league.

Now this list doesn’t include people who have truly earned “the good life.” You won’t see guys like Tom Brady or Justin Timberlake because they have talent and have worked hard to achieve fame, fortune and an endless amount of pussy. These are simply men who have no business being in the position they are. These are some of the luckiest men in America. Read the rest of my guest post here