Ridiculous Baseball Spring Training Storylines
Spring Training is here! Major League Baseball players are reporting to camp and getting ready for the upcoming baseball season.
Meanwhile, sports writers follow the players down South in order to provide news to baseball fans across the country that are hungry to read about baseball after a long winter.
Yet we are still over a month away from any meaningful games so there really isn’t a lot to talk about. There’s not much going on at Spring Training other than light jogging, pitchers fielding practice and soft tossing. However, beat writers have to write about something while they are down in Florida and Arizona, so they find ways to turn just about anything into a 1,500-word press release.
I’ve found a number of articles—mostly on MLB.com— where the reporters are desperately reaching for any kind of story. Here are five of the best releases I’ve seen thus far that can barely be called newsworthy.
1. Some Fat Yankee Pitchers Aren’t Quite as Fat; Others are as Fat as Ever
The BIG news around Yankee camp this spring has been about the weight of their pitchers.
Ace hurler C.C. Sabathia claims to have lost 25 pounds because he stopped eating Cap’n Crunch.
“I stopped eating Cap’n Crunch every day,” Sabathia told news reporters Monday morning. “I used to eat that stuff by the box.”
Meanwhile, pudgy relief pitcher Joba Chamberlain has dropped some of that baby fat and put on some muscle during the off-season.
“Obviously, I added muscle,” Chamberlain said. “That just comes from being a man, too. I’m 25 now, not 21.”
Yankee skipper Joe Girardi then really spiced up the Chamberlain story with this quote…
“I think his hairstyle being different is the one thing I noticed first.” (more…)
February 22, 2011 | Posted by Johnny Sacks
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