Since the beginning of time, men have used the hotness scale to rate how attractive a woman is when debating amongst friends. Using the standard 1- 10 ranking (with one being the ugliest woman imaginable and ten being a perfect woman), men have found an efficient way to judge women in the shallowest way possible.

However, over the years, the Hotness Scale has gotten too lenient. This is probably because each level has never been truly defined. We need to make a clear-cut definition of what each number means so that we can accurately judge women solely on their looks, while completely ignoring their personality.

The majority of men will brag they’ve been fortunate enough to get with at least one nine or ten in their lifetime but that is highly unlikely. Most women we meet and hook-up with will fall somewhere in the 4-6 range.

I’ve been with some fairly attractive women in my day but I doubt any of them can be considered higher than a seven. Even my wife probably falls within the 6-7 range. Knowing her, she would probably take offense that I only consider her a seven on a good day but as you’ll see with my rankings, seven is very good.

Here are the rankings defined… (more…)

I remember back in the day when I was in high school and college, the one thing that dominated my thoughts more than anything was girls.  More specifically: sex.

At that age, like many guys, I was obsessed with hooking up with girls.

The experience of hooking up with a girl was both exhilarating and nerve-wracking.  It was exhilarating because these experiences were so new and awesome. Squeezing on a pair of firm tits or getting head for the first time are two of my fondest memories.

Yet it was also nerve-wracking because I didn’t have a slightest idea what I was doing.   Kissing girls, playing with tits and going down on a girl are all activities I had to learn the hard way.  Like most young men who are just beginning to experience sex, I was clueless. I slobbered over lips, groped at titties and struggled to find the clitoris.  I figured things out eventually but there were some growing pains along the way.   If only I had a teacher or perhaps an instructional video that could have corrected my mistakes!  THEN maybe I could have seen more success.

Well I wasn’t so lucky to be privy to this information but maybe YOU can.  I got my hands on a copy of How Players Do It, an instructional video from H-Spot.com.   This video breaks down everything you need to know to become a stud in the bedroom.  It covers all aspects of sex from kissing, to oral sex, to even titty fucking. (more…)

Thought you’ve been through a bad break-up?  Did you get cheated on the worst way imaginable?  Well it couldn’t have possibly been worse than the scenario you’re about to hear.  I heard this when listening to “War of the Roses,” which is a radio segment on 103.5 KTU in New York.  In “War of the Roses,” the DJ calls up a suspected cheater offering free red roses.  When the cheater sends it to the person he/ she is having an affair with, they are busted red-handed live on the radio.  I’ve listened to “War of the Roses” for many years but this one takes the cake.  Take a listen.

Let me hear your thoughts in the comment section…

The results from the nation’s largest sex study since 1994 are in and the results aren’t good:

Men, you might not be as good in bed as you think.  

The Indiana University study has revealed that 85 percent of men claim that their latest sexual partner had an orgasm.  Meanwhile, only 64 percent of women claim to have had an orgasm in their most recent sexual encounter.  This discrepancy is too large to account for some men having had male partners in their last sexual encounter.

So what accounts for this 21 percent difference?

Well the most obvious answer is that many women are faking orgasms.  This is some very disturbing news.  Is it possible that I fall within that 21 percent? Have I been duped in the past?  Am I not the stud I think I am?  Really though, how can you know? I can never tell when a girl has an orgasm.  I just take her word for it. 

Why do women fake it? Is it because they want their man to feel good about their sexual performance or is it because they’ve had enough already and they just want to go to sleep?  Maybe it’s a combination of both. 

I suppose that a large portion of this 21 percent could have just lied on the survey.  If there’s one thing many men tend to do, its lie about their sex life.  I think we all have that one friend who loves to exaggerate or completely fabricate a sex story. 

Certainly this “perception gap” is too large to overlook though.  What can men do to make these numbers a little more even? (more…)

A couple weeks have passed since my wedding day and the craziness is finally behind me. Now that I’ve had time to reflect on the whirlwind that was the past few months of my life, I’ve realized I’ve learned a whole lot. Now I will pass on what I’ve learned about weddings, both from the Bride and Groom’s perspective and from a guest’s perspective to you.

ADVICE FOR THE BRIDE AND GROOM

1. When it comes to gifts, some are extremely generous, some are unbelievably cheap and some are just plain weird.

2. Don’t waste all your money (or in my case, her father’s money) on an extravagant cocktail hour. You’ll likely be taking pictures the entire time and chances are you won’t even make it there. Don’t spend the $8 per person charge for the chocolate fountain because you probably won’t get a taste. (more…)

I’m getting married this week and that means I’ll be committing to one woman for the rest of my life—or does it? 

Like a lot of couples, my future wife and I have jokingly made a “cheat list.”  This cheat list contains a list of celebrities.  If by some chance we are presented with an opportunity to sleep with one of these five people, we are allowed to do so without any repercussions.

As part of the continuing wedding series, here is our official “cheat list.”  

Johnny Sacks’ List

Gianna Michaels
Gianna Michaels— an internet porn star—is not the hottest girl but she has amazing natural breasts and the biggest ass I’ve ever seen on a white girl.  That’s not even the reason why she’s on this list.  Go to YouPorn, search for Gianna Michaels, watch one of her videos for five minutes and then come back (pull your pants up first).  This girl gives a blow job like she needs dick for sustenance.  (more…)

It’s time for a special edition of one of my most popular features: Random Guys I Want to Punch in the Face. Since I’ll be getting married in a few weeks, I thought I’d do a special edition dedicated to the people involved in planning a wedding (This will be the first of a number of wedding-related posts this month, so be sure to look out for those).

As anyone who has ever gotten married can confirm, the process of planning a wedding can be a very stressful experience. Whether it’s dealing with vendors, struggling with financial issues, trying to calm down a bridezilla or countless other unforeseen problems, the wedding process is sure to leave you aggravated at some point. Here are a few people I’ve wanted to punch along the way.

The “You’re Next!” Guy
This is a warning for any recently engaged couple. For any wedding you attend during your engagement, be prepared for at least 30 people to remind you that you are the next couple to get married. This usually comes from distant cousins and friends you haven’t seen in ages, who can’t think of anything else intelligent to say to you, while you stand around drinking cocktails. “HEY GUYS!! YOU’RE NEXT!!”

Thanks for the tip, Cousin Whose Name I Can Never Remember! I wasn’t sure how the Christian calendar worked. So July comes after May? Good thing you reminded me!

This number increases exponentially with each wedding you attend. So just be prepared to laugh it off, while deep down you’ll want to knock them the fuck out. (more…)

For a little more than three weeks each month, I’m engaged to a wonderful woman who makes me very happy.  But for one week each month she turns into a terrible monster—like a werewolf when a full moon is out—and she no longer resembles the person I’m going to marry.  The week she gets her period, my girl becomes a shell of her former self and turns into a frightening creature that crushes everything in her path.

This is often an unpleasant experience for the both of us.  Everything I do annoys her, which results in her yelling at me, which in turn gets me pissed at her for getting mad at me for no reason.

But FEAR NOT! Through trial and error, I’ve learned ways to take down this monster—like a stake in the heart of a vampire.  Practice these methods listed below and you can escape the Period Monster’s evil clutches. (more…)