Is it a coincidence that this ad is posted right below a picture of Rex Ryan? Not bloodly likely. Rex is a jolly fan man but he’s all business this week. I hear he told the Mrs. to wear thermal socks until the playoffs are done. No distractions. Unfortunately, the Jets only hope this weekend is if Rex eats all the grit out of Wes Welker and Danny Woodhead.

Also, it’s nice to see that Mark Sanchez has been elevated to the status of Blake Lively and Natalie Portman. (see the Hot Topics). Why isn’t Tom Brady up there? Oh yeah. “Tom Brady’s an asshole. Fuck Tom Brady”

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A few years ago there was this great sports blog called Fire Joe Morgan–you may have heard of it.  This was a site founded by three baseball fans that would find awful examples of sports writing and then proceed to make fun of it.   

The site was brilliantly written and was one of my favorite sites to go on.  It was later revealed that the founders of this blog were actually writers for NBC’s “The Office” and “Parks and Recreation.” Unfortunately, their work responsibilities outweighed their blog responsibilities and they gave up writing for the blog in 2008.

Fast forward to September 2010.  A sportswriter named Johnette Howard decided to write this piece of garbage on ESPN.com about the New York Jets.  Since FJM is no longer around, I am going to try and do my best FJM impression on this article titled: The downside of Rex Ryan’s Bluster.  Her words are in bold. (more…)

This week’s featured link is from the Lamest and is titled “Google Popular Search Suggestions that Expose Mass Shame.”  This is one of the funniest things I’ve read in a while and is definitely worth checking out.

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This week’s featured link is from the Conan O’Brien Show.  We all know the drama that has been surrounding NBC’s late night lineup lately.  Well after learning that Jay Leno would regain the Tonight Show, adult film company, Pink Visual offered Conan O’Brien a role in a porn film. 

After finding out, Conan decided to come up with some titles for possible Conan O’Brien Porno Movies, one of which is the title of this post.

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As a Jets fan, I’ve really grown to love their head coach Rex Ryan. Unlike his predecessor, Eric Mangini, Ryan holds nothing back. He says whatever is on his mind. Forget this “we’ll-take-it-one-game-at-a-time talk.” He flat out says the Jets are going to win the Super Bowl. He doesn’t care if he looks like an ass.

Ryan makes for entertaining television and has had a number of great sound bites this year, but perhaps none were better than what he said yesterday. Ryan was asked his thoughts about Green Bay Packers defensive back Charles Woodson winning the Defensive Player of the Year Award over the Jets’ Darrelle Revis. Here’s what he had to say… (more…)

It’s Friday!—and what better way to start the weekend than checking out some of the best links from the past week.  In this edition, we have hot Asian chicks, motivational boob posters AND motivational social networking posters, and MUCH more.  So check it out. (more…)

It’s good to be a New York Jets fan right now. That is a sentence I haven’t said many times in my life. I may have said it briefly last year but then Brett Favre and Eric Mangini quickly brought me down to Earth. This year is different, however. The Jets are now 3-0 after a 24-17 win over the Titans Sunday and all signs point to this team being for real. Here are a few reasons why the Jets will not disappoint their fans this season (for once). (more…)

It’s Friday which means its time for the another edition of the Links of the Week. Each week ,Living with Balls checks the blogosphere for some great links. There were plenty of entertaining links from the past week so be sure to check all of them out. (more…)