Hello there fellow white people.  I know you’ve been dying for another installment of Rap Lyrics Translated for White People—the original LWB feature where I translate some popular rap lyrics so less-informed white people can understand them.

Did your black co-worker openly mock you when you used “fo shizzle” improperly in a sentence? Have you grown tired of listening to Dave Matthews Band and would like to learn about some other musical genres? Well you’ve come to the right place!

Enjoy the fourth installment of Rap Lyrics Translated for White People! (As always there are footnotes to further help you understand the lyrics) (more…)

Rap Lyrics Translated for White People is back for its second edition!  This time I’ve gone even more in-depth to help the lyrically-challenged caucasians out there.  To even further help you earn some “street-cred” with the one black guy you know, I’ve added footnotes to educate you even more.

Gimme the Loot- Notorious B.I.G
I’m slamming n*ggaz like Shaquille, shit is real
When it’s time to eat a meal I rob and steal
cause Mom Duke ain’t giving me shit
so for the bread and butter I leave n*ggaz in the gutter
Huh, word to mother, I’m dangerous
Crazier than a bag of fucking Angel Dust
When I bust my gat motherfuckers take dirt naps
I’m all that and a dime sack, where the paper at?

White Translation (more…)

Are you a white guy who likes rap music?  Do like to bob your head to some “dope beats” but have no idea what these guys are saying?  Do you want to impress your black friend with your knowledge of hip-hop? Well today is your lucky day!  LwB presents a new feature: Rap Lyrics Translated for White People.  Here you’ll find some famous rap lyrics translated so white folks can understand them. (more…)