Comments on: Terrible Ideas that Still Make Money

By: Joseph

Joseph — Sat, 31 Dec 2011 21:06:26 +0000

Coors Lite sucks; end of discussion. Comparing it to the other beers at the bottom of the heap doesn’t make it any better. The reason those beers are such high sellers is because they are cheap as dirt so that people who just want to drink a lot of crappy beer for the sole purpose of getting drunk can do it with the few coins they can find in the sofa after the meth party. I mean, really, if you’re hosting a tailgate party, are you going to spend your hard earned cash on good beer for your friends who won’t appreciate it anyway? Here’s the story behind the big mouth–it wasn’t invented by Coors Lite. It’s been around forever. Remember Mickey’s Big Mouth? Second, the only reason it’s an asset is so that you can get it down faster without having to taste what kind of swill it really is. Besides, you don’t have a lot of time to drink because you only have about three minutes in between pisses since you had to drink so much of it to get drunk in the first place. Drink Guinness. Enjoy your beer. Get a nice buzz. Don’t spend all your party time waiting in line for the bathroom. Done.

By: Johnny Sacks

Johnny Sacks — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 05:11:54 +0000

Tom…it’s called good marketing. They distract you with gimmicks to hide the fact their beer is average and watered down.

By: Tom

Tom — Thu, 03 Nov 2011 03:13:00 +0000

I really don’t understand how you think Coors is the worst beer ever.. It couldn’t have become the 4th best selling beer in America if it was.. Plus I think the mountains turning blue was a good idea because the can will always turn cold before the beer does. And the Wide Mouth is good for easier pouring.

By: daniel

daniel — Tue, 12 Apr 2011 01:17:26 +0000

TV hat, thats all i have to say, look it up

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By: Tilen

Tilen — Tue, 08 Mar 2011 02:43:53 +0000

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By: Becks

Becks — Wed, 20 Oct 2010 12:50:06 +0000

Coors light sucks end of discussion.In fact anything light should be tossed aside!!!!!!! Only girls should be thinking lite be a man.Oh and BTW I have noticed even if the label is blue it does not mean the beer is officially cold at least for my standards.A lot of my freinds love that junk what am I going to do turn down a beer though.

By: rjschwarz

rjschwarz — Wed, 13 Oct 2010 17:01:33 +0000

You want to impress me dump the cold activated can in favor of a can that indicates when a beer went from cold to warm to cold again because the taste is screwed at that point no matter how cold it is.

By: Mr. Cleavage

Mr. Cleavage — Sat, 14 Aug 2010 02:00:17 +0000

1) Corrs am good
2) You dont no nuthing
3) Me and my NasKar buddies will wip the tar out’n you
4) Corrs am good
5) I marred my cousin